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I don't get Kinect
04-07-2012, 05:00 PM (This post was last modified: 04-07-2012 08:53 PM by legreffer.)
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I don't get Kinect
This xbox s**, the Kinect s**. It's a stupid f***g interface.

I can't figure out how to remove a Kinect gadget. I can't figure out how to get out of the f***g menu system or maybe I'm never supposed to get out of it. I can't tell who is logged in when I try to play a game. I can't control Kinect with the controller - I have to wave my f***g hand.

Where is the f***g Kinect for dummies manual? This whole interface is shit!

And now I feel better
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04-07-2012, 07:10 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2012 07:21 PM by legreffer.)
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RE: I don't get Kinect
(04-07-2012 05:00 PM)kinectsux Wrote:  I can't figure out how to remove a Kinect gadget. I can't figure out how to get out of the f***g menu system or maybe I'm never supposed to get out of it. I can't tell who is logged in when I try to play a game.

I think the Xbox is too advanced for you. You should let your dad control it for you.

Maybe the Wii will be easier?

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But actually, I think the Wii is too hard for you too.

This is what you need. Go tell mommy to buy it:

[Image: playstation_2_for_dummies_playstation_07...90x350.png]


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04-08-2012, 12:40 AM
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I think I know what would be perfect for him:

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04-08-2012, 01:36 AM
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RE: I don't get Kinect
maybe he can do this...

[Image: jump_rope_0109.jpg]

but that might be too hard.

this might work better:

[Image: playing_hopscotch-13618.jpg]

man, this is a dilemma that we may never solve for him.


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04-08-2012, 03:07 AM
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That double skipping rope things is actually pretty hard, or at least it was for me when I tried it a few times in middle school and couldn't get the hang of it and just kept getting hit by the ropes, lol!
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04-08-2012, 05:26 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2012 07:23 PM by legreffer.)
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RE: I don't get Kinect
new dashboard s** you metrosexual tweekers
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04-08-2012, 06:09 PM
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RE: I don't get Kinect
you mad bro? don't cry


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04-09-2012, 03:35 PM
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(04-07-2012 05:00 PM)kinectsux Wrote:  This xbox s**, the Kinect s**. It's a stupid f***g interface.

I can't figure out how to remove a Kinect gadget. I can't figure out how to get out of the f***g menu system or maybe I'm never supposed to get out of it. I can't tell who is logged in when I try to play a game. I can't control Kinect with the controller - I have to wave my f***g hand.

Where is the f***g Kinect for dummies manual? This whole interface is shit!

And now I feel better

all you gotta do is point the kinect at you and turn on a game.

only reason i can see that controller wouldn't work is if you already started by waving your hand.

either way its quite simple i play vs young and old all the time.
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